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Floralia: The Roman May Day Festival
The Romans had a celebration for just about everything. Certainly, any Roman deity worth their salt got a holiday of their own, and Flora was no exception. Because FLOWERS AND PROSTITUTES, y’all. I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot in my heart for Flora. She was the goddess of spring flowers and vegetation, and one of many fertility goddesses. In fact, she was so well respected as a fertility deity that she was often seen as a the patron deity of Roman prostitutes. You guys, she was the goddess of sex workers! How cool is that? Flora’s holiday, the Floralia, originated around 235 b.c.e. It was believed that…
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The Most Obnoxious Email EVAH
So this is an old one, but something I read the other day reminded me of it, and it’s always great to share because you guys, this dude is a total fuckmuppet. And as alla y’all know, when I encounter someone online who is this much of an asshat, I love to publicly denounce their douchiness. Honestly, I wish I still had the original email, which was from around 2010, because I’d share his name with you. Alas, we shall just have to call him Captain Bag O’Dicks. Captain Bag O’Dicks writes in with one of the most obnoxious emails ever. He says, “How come there are so many fat…
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Do I Have to Abstain Before Ritual? NOPE.
A reader wants to know, “I’m new to NeoWiccan practice and I read I’m not supposed to eat for 24 hours before a ritual. I’m getting ready to do my first ritual but I have a medical condition and I could get really sick if I go for 24 hours without eating. Is there a prayer or charm I can do before the ritual to keep from getting sick?” Answer: Yes, and this is very important. Look in the mirror, and repeat the following mantra: EAT. CELEBRATE. BE HEALTHY. Seriously, I know that some traditions require a 24-hour fast before ritual, but if you’re not part of those traditions then…
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Tarot Card Crafts
Looking for some craft ideas inspired by Tarot art and imagery? I have a ton of stray Tarot cards that have accumulated over the past thirty years, often with no rhyme, reason, or companions. I hate to throw them away, so I often upcycle them into something fun. Whether you like Tarot jewelry or other craft projects, here are some Tarot-themed craft project ideas to try out! Tarot Box If you’ve got a set of Tarot cards that you’d like to keep safe, one of the best ways you can store them is in a special box. This easy craft project is one you can make either for yourself, or…
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The Celebration of Eyvind Kelda
May 6 is celebrated by many Norse Pagans today as the day to honor Eyvind Kelda, also called Eyvind Kelve. According to Norwegian history, Eyvind Kelda refused to give up his Pagan beliefs and renounce his gods when King Olaf Trygvason was busily converting his country to Christianity. Around the year 995 c.e., King Olaf ordered Kelda to be tortured and eventually drowned, as a lesson to any Norwegian heathens who might be reluctant to embrace the king’s new faith. There isn’t a lot of information about Evyind Kelda himself, but King Olaf was fairly important for his role in bringing Christianity to the Scandinavian countries. Although he was only…
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Pagan Festival Tips
It’s nearly spring, which means festival season is looming on the horizon! I’m at the age where my kids can be left unsupervised for a few days at a time –they’re pretty much feral at this point and can hunt/gather their own food–so I allow myself the luxury of going away for a weekend sans familia every now and then. 2016 was really my first big festival year, and I set myself a goal of attending three to four a year, whether they’re weekend camping excursions, or single day events. At any rate, though, there are a few things I’ve learned so far–just from observation, personal experience, and discussion with…
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The Magic of Glastonbury Tor
Glastonbury Tor is a hill in Glastonbury, Somerset, England, which is believed to be a place of great spiritual power. According to legend it is the home of the Faerie King, Gwyn ap Nudd, and is a place where the fae live. In addition to otherworldly beings, the Tor has been home to an abbey full of monks during the time of Saint Patrick, and a medieval chapel. There has also been speculation that the terracing on the Tor is the remnant of some ancient labyrinth, in which early peoples worshiped a goddess. For years, legends said that in prehistoric times there may have been a stone circle located at…
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Plant a Goddess Garden
Gardening is a magical act. It allows us to take the simplest form of life–a seed–and plant it so that weeks later it will bloom. Plants and magic have been associated for hundreds (if not thousands) of years, so when spring rolls around and you’re planning your seasonal garden, why not set up a special area to dedicate to the goddess of your tradition? If you don’t have a big yard to plant, don’t worry. You can still create a special goddess garden using a container. Selecting a Goddess to Honor Start by figuring out which goddess you’d like to honor. It’s probably a bad idea to just pick one…
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Raising Magical Energy Through Exercise
A reader writes in, “I had a weird experience at the gym today. While I was using the cycle, I found myself sort of zoning out… and I swear, I think I had an encounter with a deity, with her talking to me and everything. It was almost as though I left my body and went somewhere else. Am I cracking up, or do goddesses actually speak to big beautiful women on exercise bikes? Was I raising spiritual energy as well as generating physical energy?” Answer: Energy is something that is part of us all the time–we’re living beings that are constantly in motion. Some activities tend to increase our…
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How to Host a Drum Circle
Drum circles are a lot of fun, and if you’ve ever attended a public Pagan or Wiccan event, chances are good that somewhere, someone is drumming. You may not be able to see them, but you’ll feel that pulsing rhythm off in the distance. In addition to being entertaining (and a great stress reliever), a drum circle serves another purpose – that of raising energy. Typically what happens is something like this: First, one or two people will sit down with their drums. Usually, they’re experienced drummers, but not always. One will begin a slow, steady beat, and the other will chime in with something a bit faster and more…
